My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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