so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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