look no pants
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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