took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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