My brain says no but my pants say off.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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