We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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