This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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