was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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