Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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