no. you can't hotbox the world.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
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Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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