i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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