How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
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WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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