does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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