Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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