I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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