My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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