mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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