I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
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Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I'm always down for nudity.
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