grinding to god bless the USA? really?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off