They have a pepper shaker for pot.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
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I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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