She's JV to your varsity
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
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So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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