it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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