My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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