I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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