thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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