WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
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I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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