so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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