? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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