1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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