Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
