if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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