So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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