Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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