If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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