Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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