i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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