That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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