It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
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I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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