so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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