come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Do vagina's smell?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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