I want to make a zoo with you.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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