I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Panties = found
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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