If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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