dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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