so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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