Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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