we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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