In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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