benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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