best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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