I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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