Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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