Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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