Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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