This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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