can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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