Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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